Rejected Headshots

Uh, I am...not super photogenic.


A sub-par Elvis sneer.


You might know me as the little girl from the "Love Is..." duo.


I! AM! JUST! SO! HAPPY! TO! BE! HERE!


This is me pushing 40 with an addiction to pain pills.


OMG I got a part on this new show! Have you seen it? It's called, "Dynasty."
Actually, I kind of like this one...but...but...it's silly.


This is the face I make right before I CHOKE A BITCH


Who tooted? (I tooted.)


This is somewhere between those 50s lady-country singer portraits and Leslie and the Lys.


O RLY?


DUI mugshot - smoking gun, here I come!!!