Q: What do you say when you’re offered a crass opinion, masked as a compliment, on your anatomy?
A: “I grew them myself.”
Q: What do you do if the toilet overflows late at night?
A: Lock the bathroom door and leave the apartment and never come back.
Q: What do you say when you find a parking space?
A: “Thanks.”
Q: What do you do if your shoes don’t fit?
A: Learn to adapt.
Q: What do you say when you’re asked to repeat yourself?
A: “Nevermind.”
Q: What do you do if you need to replace the doorknob?
A: Let it work itself out.
Q: What do you say when you can’t find something?
A: “It’s always the last place you look.”
Q: What do you do if you realize it’s over first?
A: Wait it out.
Q: What do you say when somebody tells you they’re going to break your heart?
A: “Get in line.”
Q: What do you do if you change your mind?
A: Pretend it was always this way.
Q: What do you say if you forget your keys?
A: “Heaven is just a phone call away.”
Q: Why doesn’t it work?
A: Have you tried plugging it in?
Q: Is it going to be okay?
A: It’s going to be okay.
Q: Is it going to be okay?
A: It’s going to be okay.
Q: Is it going to be okay?
A: It’s going to be okay.
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